Saturday, May 05, 2007

Nothing In This World...

...is more interesting this morning than the news that Paris Hilton is sentenced to jail for 45 days, which she will begin serving on June 5th.
Hmm...the mind boggling question is, is this another misdemeanor of a spoiled bimbo-ish heiress, or a brilliant marketing stunt by a woman plotting to get a front cover headline and gain more popularity? We all know what these Hollywood stars are willing to do just to gain their popularity. Or, maybe, this is just a ploy to coordinate her jail time to coincide with her former frenemy and reality TV co-star, and for all we know it is just a shooting for the up-and-coming new episode of simple life.But seriously, do you really think that she'll just let it happen, sulk, do absolutely nothing about it and just complete the 45 days in the 12 x 4, TV-less, Blackberry-less, and Juicy Couture-less cell?
Yeah. I don't think so too.
As awesome as that would be, it'll never happen. She will, as she always does, use Grandpa's cash to sweep this under the Hilton rug.
No. I don't hate her and I'm not a fan either. I just think that she's really entertaining and fun to watch. And she really is a trendsetter...she brought back jelly shoes as the 'in' thing for goodness's sake..let's give her the credit for that..and, she's also the pioneer for that chihuahua-in-a-bag thing among the hollywoodsters. Plus, who else dared to declare him or herself (+ her family according to her) as the USA royal family and got away with it? No one else but that girl who is about to put on the hideous orange jumpsuit.

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